how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw. 

this is the best joke ever

"I almost had you, didn’t I?"
-Six Word Story (via c0me-alittlecl0ser)

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You know you have hit rock bottom,

When you join plenty of fish, to find friends. Wow. Fml.

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"When you find someone you love, please hold on to them and never let go. Don’t let your own insecurities get in the way. If you feel that this person genuinely cares for you or loves you, then trust this person enough to leave yourself vulnerable."
-Anonymous (via psych-facts)

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n. a relationship or friendship that you can’t get out of your head, which you thought had faded long ago but is still somehow alive and unfinished, like an abandoned campsite whose smoldering embers still have the power to start a forest fire.

  • *accidentally purposely turns conversation sexual*
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"i promise that someday
i’ll buy you a place
where you can say “what a nice view”
and i’ll agree
while looking straight at you"
-(via raspburri)

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don’t you hate it when you go out for a coffee and then come back home at 3am drunk as fuck?

"You can drink too much
and forget the night before
but I’ve learned you
can never drink enough
to forget the people
you’ve loved and lost."
-Beau Taplin (A Most Unfortunate Truth)

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